If You Were A Dope-Ass Warrior...

What would the track listing be for your $10 album on cassette tape?

Mine would be:

Track 1 - "I Drop Kicked Wilford Brimley"
Track 2 - "Starboy & The Intergalactic Prophylactic"
Track 3 - "The Ballad Of The Outlaw Three Fingers McGee"
Track 4 - "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Parole Officer"
Track 5 - "Ninja Chinchilla"
Track 6 - "Wizard Death Match"
Track 7 - "Ode To The Hot Guy At Best Buy"
Track 8 - "Suck My Awesome"
Track 9 - "He Ain't Skinny, He's Wilford Brimley"
Track 10 - "Funkadelic Jesus"

Your turn...